My (very) talkative kid...

Dah lama tak update pasal Iman kan...
Well, end of this month, Iman will be 2 years and 9 months old.
I still think of him as my baby.. but somehow me & hubby rasa yang macam Iman tu dah besar sangat...

Why?

He can already talk... His vocab is very good, he understands what we tell him to do or what we said. And he also talks back at you... Macam-macam je jawapan dia bagi, kekadang macam geram je....

Here's few example of dialogues between Iman and people around him...

No 1: Tengok mulut Iman
He's watching TV with me, then grandma ask him:

Nenek : Iman tak tgk Walt Disney? (she was referring to Channel 613, Astro)
Iman : Huh... Wal Disney??? Pehaus Disney la nek..
Nenek : oowwhh.. Playhouse Disney...
Iman : Bukan... Tengok mulut Iman (sambil tunjuk kat mulut dia..) Pe... haus... Dis...ney... (cakap slow-slow)

No 2:Fesbuk
Ayah was selecting photos to be printed, and Iman was looking at his baby photo..
Then suddenly, he said, "Ayah, ni bagus letak dlm Fesbuk..." sambil bagi kat Ayah satu gambar...

No 3:Iman gemuk
One nite, during dinner..

Iman : Ayah, Iman dah sik mok makan nasik... (Iman dah tak nak makan)
Ayah : Alaaa.. makan la, ada skit je lagi...
Iman: Tak nak la.. nanti Iman gemuk....

No 4:Malas
Iman wanted to open another box of his toys..

Ibu : Iman... jgn la bukak toys lain dulu.. Simpan dulu ni...
Iman: Alaaaaa... Ibu la simpan....
Ibu : Ape ibu pulak.. kan Iman yang main.. Iman simpan la..
Iman: Iman malas.... (sambil tersengih-sengih)

No 5:Malas 2
We wanted to trained him to wear underwear..

Ibu: Iman, hari ni Iman pakai spender ye...
Iman: eerrmm... pampers la Bu..
Ibu: Alaaa... pakai la spender...
Iman: Macamane Iman berak (or kencing)??
Ibu: Iman cakap la kat Ibu... nanti Ibu bawak pegi toilet..
Iman: Iman malas....

No 6:Sape gagu?
In the car, on our way to Kota Tinggi.. he was singing loudly, sampai Izz terbangun...

Ibu: Iman ni bising la...

Iman: Ada ape Bu??? (sambil jenguk ke belakang...).. aik... adik dah bgn??
Ibu: ye la... bising sangat nyanyi lagu Hafiz...
Iman: Sape gagu (lagu) kuat-kuat sampai adik bangun???

Ibu: Iman la, sape lagi....
Iman: heheheheh (dgn muka bangga)

No 7:Patut pun...

One afternoon, Ayah bawak nite lamp pegi kerja, because he wanted to find bulb replacement for it after work. The day after, when Iman was saying goodbye to Ayah...

Iman: Ayah... ayah sik bawak lampu ka???
Ayah: Sik... (Tak)
Iman: Kenak ayah sik bawak lampu??? (Kenak = Kenapa)
Ayah: Kan ayah dah gantikan lampu semalam...
Iman: ooohhh... patut pun....

(apa yang 'patut pun', kitaorg pun tak tau... ehheheh)

No 8:Salah Iman

He wanted to go upstairs..

Iman: Ibu... Iman turun atas bole Bu??

Ibu: Bukan turun la, Iman nak naik atas...
Iman: oohhh.. naik atas... salah Iman... Sorry Bu...

(He always say "Sorry Bu/Ayah', when he mistakenly done something wrong..)

No 9: Malar Iman jak..
Ayah: Iman, tolong amik remote control TV..
Iman: Mane ayah?
Ayah: Tu kat kerusi..
Iman: Malar Iman jak amik kontrol (Asyik Iman je kena amik control...)

Ibu: Iman, tolong simpan baju adik kat bakul..
Iman (sambil jalan ke bakul baju kotor): Malar Iman jak simpan baju bakul... (Asyik Iman je kena simpan baju dalam bakul..)

No 10: Kenape sayang...?
Ibu: Iman, tolong tengok adik nangis tu...
Iman: Kenapa Dik??? Ala lalala... Kenape sayang??? Abang ada...
(dgn nada memujuk macam ayah..)
Selang beberapa saat,
Iman: Ibu... Adik mok susu kali bu... Adik mok Ibu.. Tunggu Adik, kak tok Ibu dtg..
(Rasa nya adik nak susu Bu... Adik nak Ibu, tunggu dik, kejap lagi Ibu dtg..)

Pas tu terus sambung main... tak nak jaga adik pun...


No 11: Kesian Iman...
I went to the clinic with Izz, because Izz need to take her 2-month immunization. I left Iman at home because he was still sleeping. When I arrived home, he was already awake..

Ibu: Iman OK??
Iman; Ibu pegi siney Bu? (Ibu pegi mana?)
Ibu: Ibu bawak adik pegi klinik... Sian adik kena inject...
Iman: Sian Iman kena tinggal Bu...

(Org suruh dia kesian kat adik.. dia kesian kat diri sendiri pulak... hehehe)

No 12: Patut pun 2
Iman: Ibu, kenape adik nangis Bu??
Ibu: Adik ngantok, nak tido..
Iman: ooohhhh patut pun...

No 13: Mandi
Ni time taknak mandi...
Ibu: Iman.. cepat la pegi mandi..
Iman: Iman taknak mandi...
Ibu: Apsal taknak mandi? Nanti bau..
Iman: Mun mandi, kelak Iman demam.... (Kalau mandi, nanti Iman demam)

Ni time nak sangat mandi..
Iman: Ayah, Iman mok mandi air ujan (he's referring to the shower)
Ayah: Tak boleh..
Iman: Tak boleh?
Ayah: Pagi-pagi tak payah mandi kepala.. sejuk, nanti Iman demam...
Iman: Mana ada Iman demam.. Iman kan best...

(mcm tak paham kan, ape kaitan dia best ngn demam...)


No14: Lokek
Iman ni lokek skit dgn makanan, especially yg sedap bagi dia...

Nenek: Sedap nye Iman makan.. makan ape?
Iman: Makan apel..
Nenek: Mintak skit...
Iman: Tak bole, pedas...

Usu: Iman, mintak skit keropok..
Iman: Tak boleh.. pedas...
Usu: Takpe la, usu suka makan pedas..
Iman: Tak boleh.. nanti usu sakit perut...


No15: Vacuum
Ayah adalah seorang yang tak suka habuk, pantang nampak habuk skit, mesti nak vacuum...

Ayah: Iman.. ikut Ibu masuk bilik..
Iman: Kenape ayah??
Ayah: Ayah nak vacuum...
Iman: Ayah tok malar jak vacuum... (Ayah ni, asyik vacuum je..)

After few minutes,

Iman: Dah boleh kuar ayah?? Dah bersih??? (sambil tutup hidung, konon-konon takut debu... hehehe)


No16: Apa la ayah...
Tgh sibuk nak keluar, Ayah silap bagi slipper Iman..

Ayah: Iman.. cepat pasang slipper...
Iman: Ayah.. salah la.. tu slipper Iman...
Ayah: Ooppsss... sorry!
Iman: Apa la ayah ni....


No 17: Handy Manny
Iman: Ibu, mane handy manny Iman? (Handy Manny - his toy tools)
Ibu: Ada kat tepi TV.. kenape??
Iman: Iman nak ator moto Iman, dah rosak nya... (ator = baiki, moto = his toy car..)
Ibu: Aik?? rosak???
Iman: Aok.. nya dah abis bateri...

(for Iman, anything that does not functioning, it's because 'dah abis bateri...')

No 18: Tois were us
He has lots of Thomas train.. He already has Thomas, Percy & James..

Iman: Ibu.. ney Gordon Iman? (Mana Gordon Iman?)
Ibu: Iman mana ada Gordon... Percy, James ade la..
Iman: Aiee.. Iman ada Gordon..
Ibu: Mana??
Iman: Ada rah Tois were us... Iman belom beli... (ada kat Toys R Us, belom beli..)

(ni sebenarnya skill nak mintak beli Gordon..)


No 19: Tak tahu...
Even when he don't know what to say, he still wants to talk..

Iman: Ibu..
Ibu: Ye ada ape??
Iman: Iman mok cakap.. sik tauk... (Iman nak cakap tak tau - sebenarnya dia tak tau nak cakap ape)

or..

Iman : Ibu...
Ibu: ye saya...
Iman: Iman mok cakap apa bu??
Ibu: Mana la ibu tau... Iman nak ckp apa?
Iman: eerrm... sik tauk... (tak tau)

(tapi sekarang dah tuka from "Sik tauk" kepada "Tak tahu...")


No 20: Non-stop Q&A
And this one is his favorite..

Iman: Ibu apa polah?? (Ibu buat ape?)
Ibu: Ibu polah keja... (Ibu buat kerja)
Iman: Kerja apa Bu?
Ibu: Kerja opis Ibu...
Iman: Opis Ibu apa??
Ibu: Opis ibu la.. tpt Ibu kerja, carik duit..
Iman: Duit apa Bu??
Ibu: Duit beli susu Iman, pampers Iman...
Iman: Susu apa Bu??
Ibu: ehhh Iman.. Oso dah start... (sambil tunjuk kat TV)

Bila dah jadi mcm ni kan, kena pikir macamana nak tamatkan Q&A ni... Kalau tak, sampai sudah tak berenti...

Ni kalau dia yg tanya, kadang-kadang ada gak dengki dia balik...

Ibu: Iman apa polah?
Iman: Iman main..
Ibu: Main apa??
Iman: Main Thomas...
Ibu: Thomas apa??
Iman: Thomas train Iman la... Nya pusing-pusing... (Nya = Dia)
Ibu: Pusing-pusing apa?
Iman: Pusing track la.... Apa la ibu ni, itu pun tak paham....

Pas tu dah menjerit-jerit. taknak jawab lagi...

So that's my Iman...
The only time he's not talking is when he's sleeping. Tapi ada gak, kadang-kadang cakap dlm tido, mengigau. There's few more that I wanted to share, but I'll do it in the next entry.

Sometimes I wonder... memang budak dua tahun lebih dah boleh cakap & pikir macam Iman ehh? Especially when I see his cousins or other kids yang umur lebih kurang macam dia, tak de la bercakap mcm Iman sangat... Kadang-kadang boleh nampak that he's thinking before he say something, and you just cannot expect what will come out from his mouth.

Ni baru dengar dia bercakap, belum dengar dia nyanyi lagi... Lagu Hafiz (Masih Jelas & Noktah Cinta), Faizal Tahir (or "Faihai Hahir"... especially the song Selamat Malam), Black (Aku Rindu Sayang Kamu & Drama King), Bunkface (Situasi & Extravaganza) and many more.. including Lady Gaga's Bad Romance... And when he sings, dia nyanyi dgn sungguh-sungguh & dengan lirik & irama yang betul dari mula sampai habis...

Doa makan pun dah boleh baca... Even munajat pun dah hafal & selalu nyanyikan kat adik..

So logik ke budak belum umur 3 tahun dah boleh berfikir sendiri & hafal semua tu???


p/s: owhhh... Sorry for the language..
but Iman can speak/understand 3 languages: Local Sarawak Malay, BM & English..